Faced with a tough college admission essay question, local wealthy white cis man Henry Ross is trying his hardest to brainstorm a list of times he’s been discriminated against.
BREAKING NEWS out of downtown St. Paul as everyone around the dinner table has now officially pretended that, yes, they would have known how to spell raspberry had they not been just told.
Recently, a Dumbuzzfeed employee was stranded in the Miami Airport for 9+ hours thanks to American Airlines (otherwise known as the Dante’s previously undiscovered 10th circle of Hell). That is why Dumbuzzfeed has officially declared American Airlines Enemy #1.
Breaking News out of Los Angeles today as Lamar Wallace has once again chosen to use the word “edification” instead of “education”.
Local wealthy white woman says she “absolutely adores” her 4’x8′ photograph of colorfully dressed women carrying water, but still can’t decide which living room to hang it in.
So you want to wear an offensive Halloween costume, huh? This is the year? Well Dumbuzzfeed is here to help you offend, emotionally wound, and instill a crescendoing wave of nausea in as many people as possible!! Just follow these simple rules, and you’re well on your way to being a universally hated d*ckhead on…
You can life-hack anything except a broken heart!
Love Outside Lands? Love getting drunk? Then look no further: here are the 8 best ways to sneak alcohol into the festival (all you need is San Francisco 49ers Kicker Phil Dawson [pictured below for your convenience])
The 2014 National Quinnipac Employment Survey results arrived today, including job numbers, hiring demographics, and resume statistics. Perhaps the most surprising fact/revelation from the poll was that the words “Shallow Hal” was the least used words, in conjunction, on job resumes.