Everyone at Dinner Table Pretending They Know How to Spell “Raspberry”


BREAKING NEWS out of downtown St. Paul as everyone around the dinner table has now officially pretended that, yes, they would have known how to spell raspberry had they not been just told.

It seemed implausible, but not one person admitted that they would never have guessed that a “p” would come after the “s”.

Marshall, who was unfortunate enough to have hazarded the original incorrect guess, is now left feeling alienated and vacuous.

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