BREAKING NEWS out of Iowa today as members of the State and the Nation have collectively decided to not laugh when someone says “caucus”.
With a highly competitive presidential race drawing extra attention to the word, a unanimous decision seemed unlikely.
The tension emanates from the first syllable of said word (caucus), which sounds exactly like the word “cock”, which is often used colloquially to refer to a male sex organ.
However, without much debate or fanfare, it seems as if a tentative agreement as been reached. Whether said agreement holds up as we approach Monday’s caucus remains to be seen.