What does the number of severed human hands on your desk say about you?

How many severed human hands are on your desk right now?

1 Severed Human Hand

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Result: You’re recreationally OCD.

You don’t have a serious problem, but in your spare time you enjoy dusting, sweeping, and color-coding your corpses.

2 Severed Human Hands

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Result: You’re pretty chill.

You’re the perfect combination of hydrated and caffeinated and serial body part collector

3 Severed Human Hands

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Result: You’re Quirky!

Maybe you’re collecting hand with the same tattoo. Maybe you’re working on a project for Etsy. Or maybe you just haven’t taken the trash out in a while haha

4 Severed Human Hands

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Result: You’re an environmentalist

You’re not a hoarder, you’re just in the middle of a compost project, right…?

5 Severed Human Hands

office-cubicleResult: You’re a performance artist

You probably asked all your victims to do a thumbs up before you took their hands so that they would stay that way when rigor mortis set in. You’re definitely the hit of the break room.

6 or more Severed Human Hands

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Result: You’re too busy

You. Don’t. Have. Time. To. Deal. With. These. Goddam. Hands. So give me a F**kin break?!

(Plz note Last person only one to take diversity into account when mutilating)

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