How many severed human hands are on your desk right now?
1 Severed Human Hand
Result: You’re recreationally OCD.
You don’t have a serious problem, but in your spare time you enjoy dusting, sweeping, and color-coding your corpses.
2 Severed Human Hands
Result: You’re pretty chill.
You’re the perfect combination of hydrated and caffeinated and serial body part collector
3 Severed Human Hands
Result: You’re Quirky!
Maybe you’re collecting hand with the same tattoo. Maybe you’re working on a project for Etsy. Or maybe you just haven’t taken the trash out in a while haha
4 Severed Human Hands
Result: You’re an environmentalist
You’re not a hoarder, you’re just in the middle of a compost project, right…?
5 Severed Human Hands
Result: You’re a performance artist
You probably asked all your victims to do a thumbs up before you took their hands so that they would stay that way when rigor mortis set in. You’re definitely the hit of the break room.
6 or more Severed Human Hands
Result: You’re too busy
You. Don’t. Have. Time. To. Deal. With. These. Goddam. Hands. So give me a F**kin break?!
(Plz note Last person only one to take diversity into account when mutilating)