Dumbuzzfeed 100: The Least Influential People of 2014

Time Magazine recently released their list of the 100 most influential people of 2014, and we thought it was time to release ours. We scoured the earth and came up with the below list.

1. High School Student Council Treasurer

2. Ludacris3. Mitt Romney 20154. SAE Public Relations

5. Dr. Mario (Super Smash Brothers)

6. Nutrition Majors

7. Time Warner Cable Customer Service Regional Manager Noel Evans

8. sk8forlife223

9. Varsity Lacrosse Goalies10. Kids Voted Most Likely to Succeed


11. OneRepublic’s Drummer

12. The Rest of OneRepublic

13. Joe Scarborough14. The Letter Q

 15. Mitt Romney 2012

16. People who bring their own silverware to Restaurants

17. Connecticut
19. The Gluten Intolerant20. Jacksonville Jaguars
21. Sun Shades
22. Toby Maguire23. Chip the Wolf24. Confederate Flag Bumper Sticker Owners25. Cosmopolitan Subscribers26. DumbuzzfeedScreen Shot 2015-03-21 at 5.45.00 PM27. Tidal
28. Steve Harvey29. Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace30. Don Lemon31. Howard Schultz32. Wolf Blitzer33. Seth Abner: 12th best “Call of Duty: Ghosts” PlayerScreen Shot 2015-04-20 at 12.22.06 PM34. This Scout Trooper on Endor600px-Starwars-A29535. Aunt with Furry Toilet Lid36. Mumford & Sons’ New Album37. 54th Caller into “55th Caller Wins Linkin Park Tickets” Radio Competition38. Pornhub CommentersScreen Shot 2015-04-15 at 1.51.22 PM39. Airport TV Playing CNN40. Volunteer Border Patrol41. Pitbull42. Minnesota TimberwolvesScreen Shot 2015-04-21 at 11.11.02 AM43. Sports Illustrated SubscribersScreen Shot 2015-04-21 at 11.19.34 AM44. Coasters45. Fantasy Football Player who Drafted Adrian Peterson 1st Round46. Non-Greek Yogurt
47. This OrcBattle_of_Helms_Deep48. Conchologists49. Admiral Moti

50. Mitt Romney Any other Time

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