14 Fictional Places where the NRA hopes to Legalize Open Carry in 2015

The National Rifle Association holds it’s convention this weekend to celebrate the spread of laws that allow the open carry of loaded guns in public places, which are springing up all over the nation. The NRA wasn’t going to stop there though. Wayne LaPierre* released the following statement: “We have locked. And we have loaded. And we have conquered almost every state in America!” Bloodcurdling applause. “Now it’s time to to take this fight to our imaginations!”

The previous statement refers to the NRA’s new agenda: open carry in all fictional and imaginary worlds. Dumbuzzfeed acquired a rough copy of their agenda, which reads as follows:

*Also known as Voldemort Van DoucheBlumpkin

Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley (Harry Potter)

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Moon of Endor (Star Wars)

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Somewhere Over the Rainbow (The Wizard of Oz)

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Dragon Land (Dragon Tales) (State Senate just passed concealed-carry law)

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Pallet Town (Pokemon)

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The Shire (Lord of the Rings)

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Arendelle (Frozen)

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Field of Dreams

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Lorelai Gilmore’s House (Gilmore Girls)

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The Pearly Gates

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Yubaba’s Bathhouse (Spirited Away)

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Santa’s Workshop

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Park Place

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The Magical World where these laws don’t lead to the loss of innocent lives!!!!!

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