11 Situations Starbucks is Asking their Baristas to Handle

Starbucks recently began a campaign to fix racism by asking their Baristas to solve Racism by writing “Race Together” on coffee cups. Because nothing screams “commitment to fixing institutional racism” like asking your underpaid employees to handle it for you. Starbucks received such a positive public relations boost that they couldn’t stop there! Here are some more rough situations Starbucks decided their Baristas could improve:

1. U.S.-Iran Nuclear Negotiations


2. The Pro-Choice Pro-Life Debate


3. West Africa Ebola Outbreak


4.Game of Thrones Small Council Meetings


5. Vaccinating Your Child


6. Jacksonville Jaguars 2014 Season


7. New York Knicks 2015 Season


8. Trying to get Condoms on in the dark


9. Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign


10. Constitutionality of Same-Sex Marriage Bans

Clarence Thomas, Antonin Scalia, John G. Roberts, Anthony M. Kennedy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor, Stephen Breyer, Smauel Alito Jr., Elena Kagan

11. Overpaid and Out of Touch Millionaires

Howard Schultz

Comment below if you have any additional ways Starbucks could throw their Baristas under the bus!

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