10 fabulous Etsy gifts for the Republican in your life

1. Stunning 1970’s Wicker on Walnut Book Rack Custom made to fit three books: Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, The Bible, and Goodnight Gorilla.

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2.Vintage 14k Gold Tiny Scissors Shears Charm Pendant Necklace on Thin 14k Gold Chain custom designed to cut up copies of Obamacare

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3. 8 GB Ronald Reagan USB Flash Drive with Key Chain (can’t store files that raise taxes)

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4.100% Natural Beard Oil. Beard Tonic. Beard Conditioner. Made from 100% pure Republican policies (Not meant for women.)

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5.Snow Globe Necklace. Doubles as portable proof Climate Change is hoax

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6.Farm wood fence play set. Great gift for little Republicans-in-training to teach them about immigration policies. All locally-sourced American wood.

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7.Framed Chalk Board Office Organizer White Wedding Decor: Get organized and brainstorm more ways to restrict access to safe abortions.

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8. Handmade World Map Infinity Scarf for identifying good places to commit unwanted troops while on-the-go

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9.Rustic Wedding Cake Topper, Paintable Stainable Wood. Custom Design with YOUR last name. (Not Mr./Mr. or Mrs./Mrs. compatible)

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10. Parachutes screen printed with water-based golden ink Tote Bag. Perfect for       1-percenter who almost crashed the global economy through greed and negligence.

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