Dumb News Alert: Suge Knight to star in Netflix reboot of Lemony Snicket’s “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

series-of-unfortunate-netflixThe streaming company has acquired rights to the best-selling series of books A Series Of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, with plans to adapt them as a live-action series. The hunt began for actors that could play the roles of the misfortunate children who face nightmarish trials and tribulations. A Netflix spokesman told Dumbuzzfeed that Suge Knight was an obvious choice, “We wanted somebody who could understand the emotional starting point of these characters, who could empathize at a deep level and act as such. It’s not every day that you find an actor who has experienced the amount of “unforeseeable accidents” as Mr. Knight.”

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*Correction

According to Suge Knight’s legal counsel we are not technically allowed to call them “accidents”.

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