Dumb News Alert: Tangled ipod headphones cord now leading cause of death in U.S.


Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released the results of their study early this morning. The top five leading causes are as follows:

  1. Attempting to untangle Apple Headphones
  2. Stubbing toe on corner of bed in the middle of the night
  3. Peeing and thinking you’re done and then relaxing once you’ve put your pants back on and then peeing all over yourself
  4. Spinning-Beach-Ball1
  5. Progressive Commercials

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