Roommates are fun!
but sometimes you just need your alone time! (Gotta drain the Basilisk)
So here are the 7 best places to jerk it (not gender-specific)
1. The Room of Requirement (obvi!) Need we say more? It’ll give you everything you need. Lubriderm? Check. Sik porno mags. Check.
2. The Whomping Willow. How do you think it got its name?
3. Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom. Provides great noise cover
4. Hagrid’s Cabin. He’ll watch, but it’s kind of comforting
5. Madam Puddifoot’s Tea Shop. It’s a hike to Hogsmeade but this place is a den of pervs.
6.Chamber of Secrets. Elite ‘batin club for those who speak Parsletongue.
7. That crazy bathtub with the soaps where Harry gets naked with that ghost
So good luck getting that golden egg off!