Dumb News Alert: Joe Biden living real life version of plot to “13 Going on 30”

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Shocking revelations came to light, late Sunday night, that Vice President Joe Biden was actually living the plot to the movie “13 Going on 30”, starring Jennifer Garner. In the movie, the main character, Jenna, fantasizes about being an adult. Suddenly, her secret desire becomes a reality and she is transformed into a 30-year-old. But adulthood isn’t as easy as it looks.

Questions have been raised about VP Biden’s behavior over the years: shooting finger guns during the State of the Union, a carefree “childlike” attitude, being a bit too “touchy-feely” with the new Defense Secretary’s wife. These questions and more are now answered: he’s been doing all the things a 13 year old boy would do if he were Vice President.

Many have called these allegations ludicrous and far-fetched, claiming that Joe Biden is actually living the plot to “Big”, starring Tom Hanks, in which a young boy wishes to be big at a magic wish machine and wakes up in an adults body.

Dumbuzzfeed will continue to report on this story as it develops.

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