Dumb News Alert: With Same-sex Marriage Legalized, Study shows Huge Rush to Marry Animals, Household Objects, and National Landmarks

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Relationships between men and dogs have gone up 4000%, only to be outdone by relationships between individuals and their armoires, which now number in the thousands. A spokesman for the National Organization for Marriage explained the phenomenon in an metaphor: “It’s very simple. If you allow somebody be part of a loving, caring relationship, its only a matter of time before they’re f@#king their labrador”

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