10 Problems every Necrophiliac will Understand

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  1. When they have an open casket
  2. When the mortician puts on eyeliner
  3. When they’re buried in those tight slacks
  4. When they serve chocolate covered strawberries at the wake
  5. When they mention you in the will
  6. When you read “cemetery” as “sementary”
  7. When its just rained and the soil is all moist
  8. When the headstone has an angel
  9. When you forget the shovel in the car
  10.  When they lock the cemetery gates at night

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