Dumb News Alert: Marshawn Lynch top candidate for White House Press Secretary

A source close to the president said, “Marshawn has a lot of the qualities we’re looking for. Mostly just a superhuman ability not to answer questions from the press.”

Marshawn was contacted for a response, to which he replied “I’m here so I won’t get fined”

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